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Estos documentos los he conseguido en algún sitio, no preguntes dónde, porque ni sé ni creo que lo averigüe nunca. Pero el caso es que son divertidos, y están aquí para que te rías un poco. ¡Así que no hagas preguntas! :)
como algunas cosas esta en ingles aqui tienen la vercion traducida >clik aqui< Oda al CFrom: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
0x0d2C
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May your signals all trap
May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
Floats to ints rounded
Remember ...
Non-zero is true
++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
and, NULL is for none
For octal, use zero
0x means hex
= will set
== means test
use -> for a pointer
a dot if its not
? : is confusing
use them a lot
a.out is your program
there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
a function returning a pointer
to an array of pointers to
functions returning char
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jss - Jon S. Stumpf
Programación orientada al vacío con C-- NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT: 'C' Language Regression Package
Antiquity Spoffware Solutions
Announces
C-- Void Oriented Programming
Antiquity Spoffware Solutions is proud to announce its latest
fully integrated software package for C programmers. C Programmers
for years now have been frustrated with a myriad of functions
designed for almost sickening efficiency and control. Any programmer
knows that a language so flexible has its drawbacks: Universality.
C-- combines all the power of BASIC, the readability of COBOL, and the
wealth of string and graphics functions associated with FORTRAN.
C-- does away with floats and doubles, chars and ints and
manipulates data entirely in LONG integer form (for portability.)
Here are some examples:
/* This program generates an integer-oriented
#include <cmm.h>
#LOADREGULARCLIBRARYFUNCTION (STDIO.H)
MAIN *OPENCURLYBRACKETPOINTINGLEFT
PRINTFORMATTEDOUTPUT ( "DEMONSTRATION OF C-- FUNCTIONS" ) SEMICOLON
LET THENUMBER A EQUAL 10 SEMICOLON
LET THENUMBER B EQUAL 20 SEMICOLON
IF A .LT. B THEN DO SINGLEFUNCTION
PRINTFORMATTEDOUTPUT( NUMBER, STRING, A, "IS SMALLEST" )
SEMICOLON
OTHERWISE
IF B .LT. B THEN DO SINGLEFUNCTION
PRINTFORMATTEDOUTPUT( NUMBER, STRING, B, "IS SMALLEST" )
SEMICOLON
OTHERWISE
DO NOTHING SEMICOLON
*CLOSECURLYBRACKETPOINTINGRIGHT
The above source, as you may have noticed, is not just a demonstration
of the ASS software team's life-long persistance in the generation of
efficient, compact, (and most of all) READABLE software.
The tried and true principles behind line-buffered input are sure to
delight the seasoned programmer. C-- is sure to invoke images of
keypunches and card readers and leave you happily chugging away at
keyboard.
Write in C (letra de 'Let it Be' ligeramente modificada)When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C." Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. BASIC's not the answer. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C. Letra de 'Yesterday' ligeramente modificadaYesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say. Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday. Ríete de ...Un helicóptero viajaba sobre Seattle cuando una avería eléctrica desactivó todo el equipo electrónico de navegación y comunicaciones. Debido a las nubes y la neblina, el piloto no podía determinar la posición del helicóptero ni hacia qué dirección estaba el aeropuerto.El piloto vio un alto edificio, se dirigió hacia él, dio una vuelta alrededor, escribió un cartel a mano y lo mostró tras la ventana del helicóptero. El cartel decía "¿DÓNDE ESTOY?" en grandes letras. La gente en el edificio elevado respondieron rápidamente al aparato: escribieron un gran cartel, y lo mostraron en una ventana. Su cartel decía "ESTÁ USTED EN UN HELICÓPTERO" El piloto sonrió, saludó, miró en su mapa, determinó el curso para dirigirse al aeropuerto SEATAC, y aterrizó a salvo. Una vez en tierra, el copiloto preguntó al piloto cómo el cartel de "ESTÁ USTED EN UN HELICÓPTERO" le ayudó a determinar su posición. El piloto respondió: "Sabía que tenía que ser el edificio de Microsoft porque me dieron una respuesta técnicamente correcta, pero completamente inútil". Restaurante Microsoft Esta fue la conversación en un restaurante llamado Microsoft. ------------------------------------------------------------- -Cliente: Camarero! -Camarero: Hola, me llamo Bill y soy su Camarero de Soporte. Cuál parece ser el problema? -Cliente: Hay una mosca en mi sopa! -Camarero: Pruebe de nuevo, quizás ahora la mosca ya no esté. -Cliente: No, aún está ahí. -Camarero: Quizás es la forma en la que usted usa la sopa; pruebe a comerla con tenedor. -Cliente: Aunque use el tenedor, la mosca sigue ahí. -Camarero: Quizás la sopa no es compatible con el plato; qué clase de plato está usted usando? -Cliente: Un plato de SOPA! -Camarero: Hmmm, eso debería funcionar. Quizás es un problema de configuración, cómo está configurado el plato? -Cliente: Usted me lo trajo en una bandeja, qué tiene esto que ver con la mosca en mi sopa? -Camarero: Podría usted recordar todo lo que hizo antes de darse cuenta de la mosca estaba en su sopa? -Cliente: Me senté y pedí la Sopa del Día! -Camarero: Ha considerado usted la posibilidad de actualizarse a la última Sopa del Día? -Cliente: Tienen ustedes más de una Sopa del Día cada día? -Camarero: Sí, la Sopa del Día se cambia cada media hora. -Cliente: Bien, de qué es la Sopa del Día disponible ahora? -Camarero: La Sopa del Día actual es de tomate. -Cliente: Bien. Tráigame la sopa de tomate y la cuenta. Se me está haciendo tarde. [El camarero sale y vuelve con otro plato de sopa y la cuenta.] -Camarero: Aquí tiene, señor. La sopa y su cuenta. -Cliente: Esto es sopa de patatas. -Camarero: Sí, la sopa de tomate no estaba todavía lista. -Cliente: Bueno, a estas alturas ya tengo tanta hambre que comer, cualquier cosa. [El camarero se va] -Cliente: Camarero! Hay un mosquito en mi sopa! ---------- La cuenta decía: Sopa del Día ....................................................... $ 5.00 Actualización a la nueva Sopa del Día ................ $ 2.50 ¿Sabías que Microsoft es una empresa ecologista? Sí, porque: 1) Sus sistemas operativos son los sistemas operativos que menos recursos usan del mercado 2) Sus sistemas operativos son reciclables, ya que los cambian para poder sacar otros nuevos al mercado, pero por dentro siguen siendo la misma mierda Microsoft: Micro$oft Microchof Windows: Shell 3.1 Juindozz Windoze Winblows Windows '95: Estafa 95 (Swindlows '95/Rip off '95) Sistema aperitivo (Aperitive system) Bill-guería Windows NT: Windows No Tira Windows Ni Tocarlo INet Explorer: INet Exploder MS-DOS: MS-DOG Emulador de 8086 (8086 emulator) Mierda-Squerosa DOS (Mass of Shit DOS) Microsoft Death Of your System FAT: Fat you! Failure Allocation Table (Tabla de localización de fallos) File Aleatorizating Table (Tabla de aleatorización de ficheros) Fucking Accidental Table (Tabla "fastidiosamente" accidental/accidentada) Failure Abducted Table (Tabla de fallos abducida) File Abomination Table (Tabla de abominación de archivos) File Abortion Table (Tabla de aborto de archivos) Failure Abundant Table (Tabla abundante en fallos) Macs vs Unixby Mike Berry, April 11th 1995UNIX: cd /usr/local/etc/httpd/cgi-bin/registration MAC : click on usr find, then click on local find, then click on etc find, then click on httpd find, then click on cgi-bin find, then click on registration fuck, windows all over the place. close usr close local close etc close httpd close cgi-bin oh, wait, a shortcut!!! "Apple"-F : find registration wait wait some more "show" registration close find application UNIX: cp test.txt /
MAC : Click on "test.txt"
Then hold down the "option" key
if (disk_icon is visible)
{
drag(test.txt to disk_icon)
}
else
{
let go of the "option" key
move everything around sporadically until disk_icon appears
drag(test.txt to disk_icon)
}
UNIX: rm test
MAC : if (you_know_the_super_special_i'd_tell_you_but_i'd_have_to_kill_you_top_secret_key_combination)
{
then do_it;
}
else
{
if (you_can_see_the_trashcan)
{
drag "test" to trashcan
}
else
{
move everything sporadically until you can
see the trashcan
}
Click on Special->Empty Trash
}
UNIX: emacs MAC : simpletextnuff said. UNIX: rm -rf /* MAC : Are you sure you want to do this? y No, really, Are you sure you want to do this?y No, really, can we call your parents first?n I don't really think you meant to do that. y No, really, Are you sure you want to do this?y Perhaps we should discuss the files, one by one. I think we're getting a divorce.y "I ... love ... trash" (stupid sesame street extension) Sorry, system folder is in use. Quit application?y Sorry, cannot quit system folder. Sorry, Item "Trash" cannot be removed because has items in it that are in use. Foto cachonda The Unix Hierarchy of BeingPeople who come into contact with the Unix system are often told, "If you have trouble, see so-and-so, he's a guru", or "Bob there is a real Unix hacker." What is a "Unix Wizard"? How does he differ from a "guru"? To explore these and other questions, here is a draft of the "The Unix Hierarchy": NAME DESCRIPTION AND FEATURES
Beginner - insecure with the concept of a terminal
- has yet to learn the basics of vi
- has not figured out how to get a directory
- still has trouble with typing RETURN
after each line of input
Novice - knows that "ls" will produce a directory
- uses the editor, but calls it "vye"
- has heard of "C" but never used it
- has had a bad experience with rm
- is wondering how to read mail
- is wondering why the person next door
seems to like Unix so very much
User - uses vi and nroff, but inexpertly
- has heard of regular expressions but
never seen one
- has figured out that "-" precedes options
- has attempted to write a C program, but
decided to stick with Pascal
- is wondering how to move a directory
- thinks that dbx is a brand of stereo component
- knows how to read mail and is wondering how
to read the news
Knowledgeable
User - uses nroff with no trouble, and is beginning
to learn tbl and eqn
- uses grep to search for fixed strings
- has figured out that mv(1) will move directories
- has learned that "learn" doesn't help
- somebody has shown him how to write
C programs
- once used sed but checked the file afterwards
- watched somebody use dbx once
- tried "make" but used spaces instead of tabs
Expert - uses sed when necessary
- uses macros in vi, uses ex when necessary
- posts news at every possible opportunity
- is still wondering how to successfully reply
to mail
- writes csh scripts occasionally
- writes C programs using vi and compiles
with make
- has figured out what && and || are for
- uses fgrep because somebody said it
was faster
Hacker - uses sed and awk with comfort
- uses undocumented features of vi
- writes C code with "cat >" and compiles with
"!cc"
- uses adb because he doesn't trust source
debuggers
- figured out how environment variables are
propagated
- writes his own nroff macros to supplement the
standard ones
- writes Bourne shell scripts
- installs bug fixes from the net
- uses egrep because he timed it
Guru - uses m4 and lex with comfort
- writes assembler code with "cat >"
- uses adb on the kernel while the system
is loaded
- customizes Unix utilities by patching the source
- reads device driver source with breakfast
- uses "ed" because "ex" is a Berkeleyism
- can answer any Unix question after a little
thought
- uses make for anything that requires two or
more commands
- has learned how to breach security but no longer
needs to try
- is putting James Woods/Henry Spencer egrep
into his next Unix release
Wizard - writes device drivers with "cat >"
- fixes bugs by patching the binaries
- posts his changes to Unix utilities to the net,
and they work
- can tell what question you are about to ask,
and answers it
- writes his own troff macro packages
- is on a first-name basis with Dennis, Bill,
and Ken
Paquete de funciones de cierto profesor/profesora de la ULPGC#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <sys/signal.h>
#include <string.h>
#define GANAS_DE_SONREIR 2
int explicar (char conseto[])
{
signal (S_STACKOVERBOOKING, sonrisa_tonta);
printf ("%s es... es... ¿cómo se llama?\n", conseto);
if (!fin(conseto))
explicar (otro_conseto); /* llamada recursiva */
else {
if (random(100) > GANAS_DE_SONREIR) {
sonrisa_tonta ();
cara_tonta ();
printf ("amor... tización\n"); /* Decimos algo con amor */
mover (pulgares, TOPE_GUAY); /* Gesto con los pulgares */
printf ("topeeeee...\n"); /* tope-guay */
}
return -1;
/* Si se ha terminado la explicación, algo falla */
}
}
int contestar_alumno (char pregunta[])
{
if (!saber(respuesta(pregunta))) {
fprintf (stderr, "Es que eso es muy complicado para que ustedes\n");
fprintf (stderr, "lo entiendan...\n"); /* Salimos por la tangente */
return -1;
} else {
explicar (conseto(pregunta));
/* Si ejecutamos lo siguiente explicar devolvió -1 */
if (alumno.decir() == "dinero") {
printf ("Muy bien. Lo has entendido\n");
printf ("Una palabra muy bonita\n");
} else {
for (int i = 0; i < 5; i++) printf ("no...\n");
dar_paso_de_Michael_Jackson ();
}
return 0;
}
}
int escribir (FILE *pizarra, char *consetos[])
{
set_font_size (4);
set_font_style (symbol);
for (int i = 0; i < random(50); i++) fprintf (pizarra, consetos[i]);
if (alumnos.ponercara(no_entiendo_nada)) return 0;
else if (alumnos.ponercara(aahhh_ya_entiendo)) return -1;
}
Hipótesis sobre el significado de IBMIdiots Build Me (Me construyeron unos idiotas) Inferior But Marketable (Inferior aunque vendible) It's Better Manually (Mejor hazlo a mano) Insidious Black Magic (Magia negra insidiosa/acechante) It's Been Malfunctioning (Ha estado funcionando mal) Excepto el primero, todos han sido extraidos del Jargon File, versión 4.0.0 del 24 de julio del 96. MCSA (Más chistes sobre acrónimos)MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only Fools Teenagers
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS Defective Operating System
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrectly
Understanding Mathematics
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
SCSI System Can't See It
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
Sacados de la lista de chistes de la ULPGC, cortesía del colega
Akira
IMAGINE (John Lennon)Imagine there's no Windows, It's easy if you try. No fattal errors or new bugs To kill your hard drives. Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace! Imagine neverending hard disks, It isn't hard to do. Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy too Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Sharing all his money. You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us And your games will fit in RAM Imagine 1-Giga RAM I wonder if you can. No need for left-shifts or setups And no booting again and again. Imagine all the systems Working all life-time! You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. Maybe someday I'll be a cracker And then I'll make Windows run. Addicted To Vi (with apologies to Robert Palmer)You press the keys with no effect, Your mode is not correct. The screen blurs, your fingers shake; You forgot to press escape. Can't insert, can't delete, Cursor keys won't repeat. You try to quit, but can't leave, An extra "bang" is all you need. You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"-- Oh yeah? You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die You know you're gonna have to face it; You're addicted to vi! You edit files one at a time; That doesn't seem too out of line? You don't think of keys to bind-- A meta key would blow your mind. H, J, K, L? You're not annoyed? Expressions must be a Joy! Just press "f", or is it "t"? Maybe "n", or just "g"? Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"-- Oh yeah? You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die You know you're gonna have to face it; You're addicted to vi! Might as well face it, You're addicted to vi! You press the keys without effect, Your life is now a wreck. What a waste! Such a shame! And all you have is vi to blame. Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"-- Oh yeah? You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die You know you're gonna have to face it; You're addicted to vi! Might as well face it, You're addicted to vi! Copyright 1989, by Chuck Musciano. All Rights Reserved. Windows(tm) '95 source-code!!!!!/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date:
Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
_good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
Carry on,
God^H^H^HBill
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99683-95 from:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to:
William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,
Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
"
*/
/*
if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
finished();
}
*/
create_general_protection_fault();
}
Código del Windows 95 (y 2) TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE
#include <nonsense.h>
#include <lies.h>
#include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include <process.h> /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version
void main()
{
if (latest_window_version>one_month_old) {
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);
}
while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month);
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers,start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
order(marketingstaff,permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vapourware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress) {
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing");
break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
"the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start anew memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM,"Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL,SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree) {
order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");
release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
}
release(beta_version)
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware) {
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems) {
say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
if(smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play) {
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this bastard");
}
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(company, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
buy_out(other_company);
}
}
/* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at
us */
order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone,
for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);
}
void bugfix(void)
{
charge (a_lot_of_money)
if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version");
if (still_complaints)
{
ignore(customer);
register(customer, big_Bill_book);
/* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/
}
}
You can't parse this (You can't touch this)my assignments hit me so hard make me say, "oh my lord thank you for blessin me with a load to code and a 2 hype seat" right here, in front of a Sparc looks good in the light, looks better in the dark but it tells me - in a manner quite harsh "This is a string I can't parse" (I told ya, kludge-boy) Can't Parse This (yea, a fatal error and you know) Can't Parse This (look at that code, maaaan) Can't Parse This (yo lemme bust some funky diagnostics) "fresh new bugs, and errors your code is more than compiler terror it's rotten - to the core i don't like it but you know i'll get more than i can handle hold on identifier not found or your semicolon's gone step back - step back can't you see i'm developing a crack in my hardware - your code's a farce cause this is a string I Can't Parse" (yo i told ya) Can't Parse This (why you sittin there, man) Can't Parse This (yo, sound the terminal bell, ya got mail, sucka) compile-time bugs disrupt my rhythm it's tellin me trash is what i'm givin him it's garbage, in and out but instead of a nice little a.out i get feedback fed back to me by this here RISC machine no fun what's it gonna take in the 90s to run these programs 4GLs? either learn those or wind up in hell that's longWORD because you know Can't Parse This Can't Parse This top-down! Stop! Compile Time! go with the flow it is said if you can't write in C then you probably are dead so wave K&R in the air waste a few nights, run your fingers thru your hair this is it no dinner - code like this and you'll surely get thinner sitting on your rump watch your machine cause it's gonna do a dump dump dump dump (core dumped) Can't Parse This Can't Parse This (ya better get Turbo cause I can't) I Can't Parse This (ring the bell, your mail's been returned) shutdown! Stop! Link Time! Can't Parse This Can't Parse This Can't Parse This slowdown! Stop! Run Time! every time I program it complains about my code maybe i'm in the wrong book or Emacs is in the wrong mode now i know that i'll never stop doing this cause our 3rd party software keeps on giving us fits i did an RTFM read K&R all day it's "Error!" "Big Error!" "Nasty Error!" "FATAL ERROR!" so instead i'll go and play Can't Parse This Can't Parse This I Can't Parse This (yeah) Can't Parse This (i told ya, wahoos,) Can't Parse This (too many symbols) Can't Parse This (yo, we're outa here) Can't P-- bus error (core dumped) (c) 1991 Radio Free Lerxstwood 引用通告此內容的引用通告是： http://agg22.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!2EBD34B5140FCFD2!513.trak 引述這則內容的部落格
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